PERSONAL

Okay, I just did something really stupid. I was so pleased with my previous post that I brilliantly thought I would share it with family and friends. So what did I do? I cut and paste it into an e-mail and sent it out in a group mailing. Cut and paste. Yep. The old C&P.

The beloved cut and paste, by friend, has betrayed me. As I'm passing this information along to Dave and forcing him to read a print out of my group e-mail, including to my parents, he says,

"You put this on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nobody reads my blog and I needed a bigger platform for my brilliant and scathing exposition (today's word of the day) on the latest Paris Hilton update, so I decided the best way to share it was to e-mail it."

"You didn't want to just send them a link to your blog?"

"Noooo. I don't want any of my family and friends reading my blog, especially if I'm going to get personal." (Duh.)

"Well, you know it's bound to reach them sometime."

"Ha! Possible but not probable." (I'm incredibly eloquent today. It's that time of the month.)

It suddenly dawns on me that the title in the body of the e-mail I sent out (Rich Bitch Syndrome) is the damn hyperlink to my blog, not just pretty green font. Great. Unfortunately, there is no way to correct this predicament without freezing my blog so essentially no one can read it but me, and as much as I enjoy onanism (yeah, that's right, you lazy butt. Yesterday's word of the day. Look it up, and I'm referring to the first definition, not the second. God, no, not the second. I mean, what would be the fun in that? Anyway, I digress...) it's much more fun with spectators and preferably strangers *heh, heh, heh* (yeah creepy, I know, and yet I still write it knowing my mom quite possibly could be reading this. Ugh! What's wrong with me?!)

Anyway, to any family or friends that may have meandered their way over here through the hyperlink in the e-mail:

STOP. STOP NOW! FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP. There is nothing to see here. Nothing interesting at all. Just close the window, delete this link, and pretend you never saw it. Back away slowly from the computer and just walk away, NOW. If you love me, if you truly, truly love me, you WILL do this.