Oh, Angie

Watching a movie last night. Angelina Jolie is so hot. I wonder what it's like to be so hot that men AND women want to screw you. But what's with the cleft in her bottom lip? I sat through the whole movie distracted by this cleft. It's like her bottom lip is SO big, it has cleavage. Has she always had this cleavage? Did she cut her lip or something, some chafing perhaps? I mean, is it cleavage--true cleavage--or just an optical illusion? Huh. Never noticed it before. Lip cleavage. I think I've coined a new term. But will it catch on...?