Thursday, November 03, 2005

Back On The Treadmill Again

I'm back to sweatin' to the newbies again. Love Andromeda Skin. Great bass groove. Let's you get into that necessary trance hypnotic semi-conscious state needed to get beyond the pain and exhaustion. I use it for my warmup.

I still have My Humps on my MP3. I just can't bring myself to take it off. I'm cursed with good taste (or bad taste, however you may view it). I have the uncanny ability to take to songs that will inevitably become nauseatingly popular. Wish I could make money off this ability.
Anyway, I'm huffing away thinking about the BEP lead singer Fergie and what a tight body she has. (No, I am not a closet lesbian. Not that I'm aware of anyway.) Not one ounce of fat. Of course, when I think about these things, I go into the "wish I had that body" mode, but then I remind myself that if part of my living was seeing myself splashed all over MTV jiggling my "lady lumps," that would be great motivation to be in the gym 8 hours a day and feasting on salads with nonfat dressing.

This brings me to my current motivation to get back to exercising after a 3-week sabbatical: The Hawaiian pictures. There is nothing like seeing yourself in the most unrevealing bathing suit and still having love handles lapping over the side. Ugh. My sister-in-law, who is 15-plus years my senior, looked better than I did. I also have to say thank God for the cloning feature on photo editing programs. Baby, I shaved off 10 pounds in a matter of minutes. I know. It's terribly pathetic when you're airbrushing your vacation pics, but hey, I admit it. I'm vain. Now, if I could just get my hands on the originals that everyone else was taking...

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