Praise Be To Gaia

I’ve missed my Nia class for the last week. As odd as this class is, I must say I truly enjoy it, and it’s so good to be back. However, I often feel as though we are conjuring up some pagan goddess with our "positive female energy," what with all the gyrating and organic primal music that the instructor plays. Well, the little idol she hauls out at the end of class and the incense burning and blood of the firstborn doesn't help.