Paradise Lost Sock

Did you know that there are actually mommies that will stay up late at night, even into the wee hours of the morning, to catch up on laundry? I did not know these creatures existed. Well except on television, and then I thought they were some kind of freakish aberrancy. Far be it from me to discount the joys of laundry folding nirvana, but as long as I can dig, climb or otherwise escape my bedroom through the mountain range of clothing, I’m not withdrawing from my sleep account. I have my principles.