“Have you ever pinched your boob?”
Okay…where is this going? Not something I expected as a conversation starter after a swim lesson. As always, I prudently feint with a question…
“Why do you ask?”
“Because.”
“Why do you ask?”
“Because!”
“No, really, why do you ask?” Obviously stalling for time.
“Because I want to know more about your life.”
Wow, my 6-year-old is turning into the next Oprah, with a Howard Stern twist. I hope this has nothing to do with seeing me naked.
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