What's In A Name?

I wonder what it's like having a name like Theodora? Would you be constantly haunted by self-doubt about whether your parents really loved you?

"Oh no, we always wanted a girl, Ted! How could you even ask such a question?"

Speaking of sadistic parents, I came across a guy whose name is Harold Bottom. I wonder if he goes by Harry?

"Don't be ridiculous, Maude. It's funny and it'll build character!"

Like the boy named Sue.