Happily Ever After--Not

The new "It" couple.

Hollywood marriages make me think of those bug zappers. Here are all the bugs impulsively drawn to this bright, warm image, and even as they are being sucked into its aura, they can see their fellow buggies dropping, literally, like flies one after the other, sometimes 5 or more at a time, struck down by the deadly zap. Yet, you can bet that if the first encounter didn't get them, they're on the ground on their backs, shaking off the stun and struggling to get back on their feet so they can once again make that pilgrimage back up to the light.

Dumb bugs.