Apology

Okay, so now I feel like a real poopiehead [trying to clean up the language for the boy. I said trying]. After my scathing comments about Sheryl Crow and Lancelot and gloating over their breakup, I now hear she has breast cancer. A thousand apologies, Sheryl, for calling you a band whore. Clearly, I was wrong to say that, and again, sorry [Band Slut].