Dog Appetit

Watching a commercial where the kid is sneaking his vegetables under the table to the dog.

Me: "Vaughn's out of luck in that regard. Poe would just stare at the broccoli as it dropped to the floor, 'Let me know when you've got a bone or some meat.' She won't eat any grains either, although I've recently discovered Fritos, it seems, do not fall into that category. That dog is a food snob."

Dave: "Yeah, weird, right? This from an animal that will go to town on cat poop."

Me: "Are you kidding? That's like dog cavier!"

Dave: "Yeah...Catier!"

Guess you had to be there.