This Makes It All Worth It

Ah, that day has finally come. My son told me today he didn't love me, twice. Yep. These are those fuzzy warm moments that make you realize it was totally worth the 9 months of heartburn, constipation and hemorrhoids, 24-plus-hour labor, several hours of pushing, countless nights of sleeplessness, dirty diapers and spit up, mastitis, the extra 10 postpartum pounds, premature sagging breasts, and permanent flabby belly and downunder damage. Ah, ain't parenting grand?