Sunday, July 01, 2007

Conversations with a 5-year-old Fatalist

"Mommy, I have a scar."

"A scar from when you got in your accident and lost a tooth?"

"No. (whispering conspiratorially) I have a mental scar."

"Oh, from your accident?"

"No. From being put in time-out at school."

"From Ms. Eileen?"

"No. This is from kindergarten."

"But you haven't been in kindergarten."

"But I'm going to be."

My son the optimist.